SUNBURN

NEW TREATMENT FOR SUNBURN

Jonny went out to the Dunes and fell asleep for a couple of hours and got horribly sunburned. He went back to his hotel, but he was in such pain his wife took him to the emergency department in Corralejo.

After a quick examination he was put in an ambulance and taken to the Hospital in Puerto del Rosario where he was diagnosed with 2nd degree burns over a large part of his body.

He was in excruciating pain and his skin was heavily blistered. He was put on Saline and Electrolytic drips, powerful pain killers, given a sedative and a Viagra pill every 4 hours.

The nurse, who was a little astounded asked, “What good will the Viagra do for him Doctor?

The doctor replied, “It won’t do a damn thing for his condition nurse…….. But it will keep the sheets off his legs”

But seriously ….. Be careful.

Different Skin Types and their SPFs”

TYPE 1:

Always burns, never tans, Very light-skinned with blue eyes, often of celtic origins, red or blond hair, and freckles. At least SPF30 – SPF50/Hat/T-Shirt

TYPE 2:

Burns easily, tans eventually, Fair-haired and fair skinned, At least SPF30 and  SPF50 on vulnerable area. Hat/T-Shirt.

TYPE 3:

Sometimes burns, tans slowly, light brown hair, blue, green or brown eyes, medium shin tone SPF15 – SPF50 and SunStick SPF50 on vulnerable areas.

TYPE 4

Occasionally burns, tans well. Brown hair and exes, olive skin SPF15 – SPF30 and SuinStick SPF30on vulnerable areas.

TYPE 5

Hardly ever burns, tans well, Dark hair,eyes and skin SPF15 -SPF30

TYPE 6

Never burns, dark brown or black hair, eyes and skin SPF15